:: Tuesday, December 14, 2004 ::
Cookiessh r yummmies.
Recipies: A recipe from my personal collection. You can thank me with a new bottle of Tequila...
Tequila flavoured cookies
via an email from Mandy
1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Tequila (silver or gold, as
Sample the Tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the Highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Tequila is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.
Turn offt he mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink, whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,finish the Tequila and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
:: Mike Wood 00:01 [+] ::